Would they even recognise you in a lineup
Yesterday evening, while walking past the dish-washing area, I overheard a conversation that wouldn't be out of place on the 'Overheard in Waitrose' Facebook page.
A British man said to another camper: 'The holidays are the hardest because there's no au pair.'
Of course it was said in a jolly posh British accent too.
It made me wonder why they'd chosen to holiday on a campsite that didn't offer a kids club if they were that desperate to palm off their offspring on others.
And if their kids had to pick them out of a lineup, I wonder if they'd recognises their parents.